The Southern Book Club's Guide to Slaying Vampires

Hardcover, 408 pages

Published April 7, 2020 by Quirk Books.

ISBN:
978-1-68369-143-3
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4 stars (2 reviews)

Steel Magnolias meets Dracula in this '90s-set horror novel about a women's book club that must do battle with a mysterious newcomer to their small Southern town, perfect for murderinos and fans of Stephen King.

Patricia Campbell’s life has never felt smaller. Her husband is a workaholic, her teenage kids have their own lives, her senile mother-in-law needs constant care, and she’s always a step behind on her endless to-do list. The only thing keeping her sane is her book club, a close-knit group of Charleston women united by their love of true crime. At these meetings they’re as likely to talk about the Manson family as they are about their own families.

One evening after book club, Patricia is viciously attacked by an elderly neighbor, bringing the neighbor's handsome nephew, James Harris, into her life. James is well traveled and well read, and he makes Patricia feel things she …

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The characters are great, and even the vampire has his moments, but otherwise the men are duds

4 stars

I resumed reading and actually managed to finish this book, which considering I'm not really into vampire stories or horror in general (I like Stephen King's writing but can't manage to get through one of this long long books), is a testament. What really moves it along are the characters portrayed humorously and sympathetically, singly and together, in a bit of a Desperate Housewives manner (with completely unreliable and cardboard character men as the counterparts) except when it gets really gross and violent, so I was in danger of stopping again close to the end, but I powered through to the somewhat satisfying and a little bit open-ended conclusion (I wouldn't be surprised if the author had visions of a Netflix series dancing in his head - Desperate Vampire-Killing Housewives?)