bluestocking rated The Color of Magic: 3 stars

The Color of Magic by Terry Pratchett (The Discworld series)
The Colour of Magic is a 1983 fantasy comedy novel by Terry Pratchett, and is the first book of the …
28 year-old white queer lady in San Francisco. Knitter, transit geek, and sometime editor and cyclist. Planting peas and potatoes to prefigure an anarchist future. I listen to a lot of nonfiction audiobooks.
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The Colour of Magic is a 1983 fantasy comedy novel by Terry Pratchett, and is the first book of the …
I'm going to say up front that this book is absolutely flawed, in ways many will not find redeemable, and it's not even something I'd necessarily recommend to most people.
First, the flaws: It is racist, point blank. The one black woman in the cast of characters is written as if she's a slave caricature straight out of Gone with the Wind, and though there are references made to her actually being well-educated and quite smart (she is noted to speak "perfect" French, among other things), the narrative largely paints her as ridiculous. Kudra, one of our main characters, is Indian and sexualized in a very orientalist way throughout the novel. Because we get more time with her, she does have actual depth and a compelling arc, but I can absolutely understand anyone who feels that the racism overshadows that.
The novel is also absolutely sexist at times. All the …
I'm going to say up front that this book is absolutely flawed, in ways many will not find redeemable, and it's not even something I'd necessarily recommend to most people.
First, the flaws: It is racist, point blank. The one black woman in the cast of characters is written as if she's a slave caricature straight out of Gone with the Wind, and though there are references made to her actually being well-educated and quite smart (she is noted to speak "perfect" French, among other things), the narrative largely paints her as ridiculous. Kudra, one of our main characters, is Indian and sexualized in a very orientalist way throughout the novel. Because we get more time with her, she does have actual depth and a compelling arc, but I can absolutely understand anyone who feels that the racism overshadows that.
The novel is also absolutely sexist at times. All the female characters are sexualized in ways that the male characters aren't, and much ink is spilled describing female bodies at length. In reviews I've read more recently, people have also brought up the fact that one of the core relationships in the novel could be considered grooming. I actually heartily disagree with this, but it's worth mentioning.
The novel rambles and meanders. I love every word of its prose, but it's maybe the most purple prose out there. If you aren't in love with the writing style from the first page, you will be miserable when you get to the last 100 pages when the author gets philosophical to the point of near-parody.
It's also, often, fucking gross. I personally love the gross bits--they're visceral and often funny, reframing situations and feelings and textures in a way that to me feels refreshing, creative, honest, interesting. But if lines like "Alma gnashed her semen-greased teeth in her sleep" are too off-putting for you to continue--skip this one.
But even with all that said: I fucking love this book to pieces. This is my second time reading it, and the last time I read it I was probably fifteen or so. It worked its way into my soul then, and it did the exact same this time around, reading it with fairly fresh eyes.
It takes itself too seriously and doesn't take itself seriously at all. It's incredibly funny, and poignant at the same time. Robbins does linguistic acrobatics I could only ever dream of achieving.
The way the story weaves together such an odd cast of characters across centuries is fabulous. I love every character in this story desperately. This book made me learn how to make my own perfume, at one point. The characters' obsession with scent and sensation is so rich and familiar to me as someone who experiences those sensations so deeply, and it's incredible to have those feelings described. I also find the characters' motivations so compelling--who doesn't want to live forever?--and I love that every character is so deeply messy. Priscilla, our queer-baiting waitress with a thing for older men (so real of her). Alobar, a king out of time. Kudra, passionately pursuing life. Wiggs being... Wiggs. (Wiggs' dialogue is also a very "they're-after-me-lucky-charms" Irish stereotype, but that's sort of part of his charm.) V'lu, Marcel, Madame Devalier--all pursuing scent single-mindedly. Seattle and New Orleans are both richly realized here, too.
Mostly, I love that the beating heart of this story is an exhortation to simply fucking enjoy life and absorb as much pleasure out of it as you can. I find any call to joyful hedonism deeply meaningful, especially now.
tl;dr: This is absolutely not a book for everyone. But I think this is actually my favorite book, and it was such a pleasure to revisit it and find it was in many ways better than I remembered, despite the fucked up bits that made me cringe this time around.
Jitterbug Perfume is an epic. Which is to say, it begins in the forests of ancient Bohemia and doesn’t conclude …
Traduttore, traditore: An act of translation is always an act of betrayal.
There have been countless books, articles, and televised reports in recent years about the almost-mythic "white working class," a tide …
“Miss Muchelney’s head tilted, the briefest of flinches before she forced herself upright again. ‘My father loathed being joked about. But science always wounds the ones who love her.’
Catherine bristled instantly. ‘Science does nothing of the kind,’ she retorted. ‘Science merely exists. She can’t raise a hand to anyone. It’s people who do all the wounding.’
Miss Muchelney was staring openly now, startled by Catherine’s vehemence.
Catherine was a little startled herself, and forced her tone into a gentler register.”
I love how BAD these two are at just having a basic conversation that doesn’t immediately upset each other, it’s delicious
Content warning mild plot spoilers, mostly about timeframe and location
3.5, rounded up to 4.
I’ve been an on-and-off Welcome to Night Vale listener since 2012. (I was there for early fandom wars about the series on tumblr that I for some reason still remember pretty vividly! I have seen so much art of Cecil looking like The Onceler!) I’ve also listened to quite a few of the other Night Vale Presents podcasts. This was my first time reading any of the Night Vale books, though.
As a longtime fan, this felt pretty different from the series. Most of it does not take place in Night Vale, or even in the US. Setting it in early 1800s Europe was an interesting choice, and while I didn’t dislike the setting, it didn’t have the same absurdist horror vibe I was looking for.
I think that was the main drawback of this book, actually: it’s a book about a WTNV character, but without the fun, strange, creepy vibes that have kept me listening for over a decade. I feel like I would’ve enjoyed it more if it had no relation to the podcast. It’s very much its own story, with a different writing style. It would’ve stood better on its own two feet without trying to shoehorn a connection to WTNV.
It’s good on its own. I loved getting to read a swashbuckling story about secret societies and heists and well-plotted revenge and its ghastly consequences. This is a very “I support women’s rights and women’s wrongs” book, which I would like to read more of. The writing is enjoyable and takes some pleasant poetic turns at times.
Worth reading, but maybe more fun if you’re going in without expectations.
!!Spoilers for the ending below!! Nothing super specific but be forewarned!!
I also wasn’t a huge fan of the ending. It fell flat and I don’t like that it turned The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives In Your Home into a being of vengeance aimed at one family instead of an omnipresent, omniscient (but also funny and clever) being who could theoretically terrorize anyone. It cheapened her character to me and whenever I pick up the podcast next, I’m going to act like this book is a fun headcanon that got published.
In the town of Night Vale, there’s a faceless old woman who secretly lives in everyone’s home, but no one …
I enjoyed this one! I've been slogging through a bunch of books recently--not because they're bad or not enjoyable, I'm just in a little bit of a reading slump. And the best cure I know for my reading slumps is a good romance.
Overall I thought this was solid! I liked the characters a lot and their relationship was believable, with realistic conflict. I also appreciated that this had some "darker" spicy elements while still centering consent and a positive relationship. It was refreshing after bouncing off several "dark" or kinkier romances because the MMC gave me massive ick because he's just a terrible person (and not even in a fun way!).
I also appreciated that these characters felt whole and complete on their own even outside their romance. They have friends and families who play important roles in their stories and development, which is nice to see in a …
I enjoyed this one! I've been slogging through a bunch of books recently--not because they're bad or not enjoyable, I'm just in a little bit of a reading slump. And the best cure I know for my reading slumps is a good romance.
Overall I thought this was solid! I liked the characters a lot and their relationship was believable, with realistic conflict. I also appreciated that this had some "darker" spicy elements while still centering consent and a positive relationship. It was refreshing after bouncing off several "dark" or kinkier romances because the MMC gave me massive ick because he's just a terrible person (and not even in a fun way!).
I also appreciated that these characters felt whole and complete on their own even outside their romance. They have friends and families who play important roles in their stories and development, which is nice to see in a genre that by nature is very focused on a single relationship. Our FMC has cool hobbies and interests (which should not be rare but wow, it really is!) that flesh her out and matter to the plot. The MMC's hobbies are less integral, but still give him flavor (he knits! he bakes! so cute!).
The downsides to this book for me: -There are a few moments where the writing feels a little awkward, particularly toward the end, and moments where the spice wasn't hitting the way I wanted it to. -The FMC has ~body image issues~ which are kind of to be expected in any romance with a fat FMC, but I find the whole "no one will ever love me because I'm fat :(" plot really tedious. It's been done a bunch, and this book didn't have anything new to say about it. Fat characters deserve more complex motivations.
Criticisms aside, this was fun, and I'll be looking out for other books by this author.
A woman who dreams of more…
I’m having a hard time. And no, that's sadly not an innuendo. Depression is …
Content warning spoilers abound
2.5 stars rounded down to 2 since we don't have half stars.
So, I don’t entirely hate this. There are parts of it that I thought were pretty fun. The entire Cross family turning into a criminal enterprise was a fun twist.
Still, so much of this book is mediocre. It needed an editor who could better tighten up its various threads—it feels unfocused much of the time. There’s at least one “important” character—a sex worker who of course is so in love with one of the main characters that she fucks him for free; this is something discussed multiple times in the book—who could be completely removed from the story without changing the plot.
My other big gripe is the author’s apparent need to include “period-accurate” bigotry and other things, without them ever being relevant to the plot. By page 6, there was pedophilia apologia that I actually thought might end up being a plot thing used for blackmail, but no—it was just there for “flavor.” Racism, violence and whorephobia against sex workers, a moment of trans/homophobia—really just a grab bag of hideous things get thrown in for what I assume was an attempt at accuracy to the time period, but mostly comes off as the author revealing his personal prejudices and/or what he assumes were the attitudes of the time.
I feel like there’s a decent book here still, all that being said. As a period piece about high-society heists, it mostly succeeds. It’s just all the extra stuff that doesn’t.
In 1886 New York, a respectable architect should have no connection to the gang that rules the city's underbelly. But …
ah yes, just got to a part where one of the main characters was paid “the highest compliment a whore can pay—she had sex with him without compensation in her off hours.” :|
Gonna give this another couple chapters and then probably dump it. The writing is decent overall, I just don’t have fun reading books by this specific breed of old white guy
Content warning cw for mention of pedophilia
listen I'm 12 pages into the book and the author introduced what I'm guessing is a side/throw-away character just to make it clear he ~likes 'em young~ (specifying that he's interested in girls 15 and younger) which is uh,, certainly a choice, and then has the main character sort of brush this off as nothing and kind of roll his eyes when his wife is like "we are NOT hanging out with that dude" and note that he's tried to convince the wife the pedo guy is Actually Fine before???
I'm a sucker for heists and well-researched historical fiction, especially late Victorian era, so I'm letting this slide since it doesn't seem plot relevant or like it's going to come up again, but it's VERY weird to include at all! where was his editor!! I honestly am not sure if it being plot relevant would make it better or worse!